As an individual living with chronic villainy, though I've been working on redeeming myself, I've found myself a bit reluctant to give up my membership card, since it's so shiny and can get me into the best clubs.
However, rest assured, I'm a very lazy villain, so my world domination plans tend to stay on the backburner. I'll also help out any worthy opponents when the mood strikes me. In any case, I don't recommend trying to kill me, since I'm usually just going about my business.
In the meantime I'll be watching various television shows for tips for my various ongoingprojects and blogging about them. And reading porn. Since it's fun.